urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki With the power of poetic license. カジキ 2007-02-14T10:02:34Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:63824 2007-02-14T10:02:16Z 2007-02-14T10:02:34Z Stop playing the worthless parts of the top 10 2003, Janko Chocolate willy kit!<br /> 'cause nothing says "I love you"<br /> like biting down hard.<br /> <br /> <a name="cutid1"></a> <img src="http://www.deadlybrain.org/livejournal/2007-02-14-CHOMP.jpg" alt="Photograph of an ad in a Stockholm subway car" /><br /> <br /> <strong>Full translation (select text to view):</strong> <table style="color: white; border-collapse: collapse"> <tr> <td colspan="2"> We (make) love - do you? Valentine's Day 14/2 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" style="text-align: center; font-size: 1.3em"> Clone-a-willy kit </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"> Mold an identical dildo replica from your original.<br /> A perfect present for the boy- or girlfriend! </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" style="text-align: center"> NOW ALSO IN CHOCOLATE! </td> <tr> <td style="padding-right: 15px">299 SEK</td> <td style="text-align: right">199 SEK</td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding-right: 15px">RUBBER WITH VIBRATOR</td> <td>NEW - CHOCOLATE</td> </tr> </table> <a name="cutid2"></a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:63725 2006-10-12T19:16:11Z 2006-10-12T19:16:11Z Shortens the distance,<br />surprising technology.<br />How is it happen?<br /><br /><a href="http://widgets.yahoo.com/gallery/view.php?widget=35163">A useless widget I made for Konfabulator way back when (that is, 3 years ago)</a><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.widget.yahoo.com/gallery/more_info.php?widget=C13000285">Same widget, only with a translated description in Taiwanese, probably by Yahoo (who bought Konfabulator)</a><br /><br /><a href="http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/trurl_pagecontent?lp=zt_en&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Ftw.widget.yahoo.com%2Fgallery%2Fmore_info.php%3Fwidget%3DC13000285">Babelfish translation of Taiwanese text</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:63487 2006-09-06T18:45:11Z 2006-09-06T19:36:24Z <table> <tr> <td style="padding-right: 1em; padding-bottom: 1em"> <a href="http://www.socialdemokraterna.se/"><img src="http://www.deadlybrain.org/livejournal/2006-09-06-valet/Sopor.png" alt="Socialdemokratisk valaffisch med texten &quot;Alla ska med, inte bara några&quot; och tre flinande toppolitiker, däribland Tomas Bodström." /></a> </td> <td> Alla ska med oss!<br /> Jaså, du vill inte det?<br /> Du verkar misstänkt! </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding-right: 1em"> <a href="http://www.folkpartiet.se/"><img src="http://www.deadlybrain.org/livejournal/2006-09-06-valet/FlaskPuckon.png" alt="Folkpartiets valaffisch där de skryter om hur de i en alternativ framtid i sin idealvärld har fått kunskapsnivån att öka i skolorna genom att införa tidiga betyg." /></a> </td> <td> Kunskap åt alla!<br /> Vad är det du snokar i?<br /> Du verkar misstänkt! </td> </tr> </table> <a href="http://copyriot.blogspot.com/2006/04/framtidens-ledare.html">Copyriot om framtidens ledare och deras ivrighet att inskränka folkets rättigheter</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:63002 2006-06-28T20:09:53Z 2006-06-28T20:09:53Z A dark, dwindling maze,<br />with passages all alike....<br />Eaten by a grue.<br /><br /><div style="background-color:#555; color:#eee; padding:8px 16px;border:8px #000 outset; width:60%; font-family:helvetica, sans-serif; text-align:center"><h3 style="color:#fe0; background-color:#777; padding:8px; margin:0px">I died in the Dungeon of Kajiki</h3><p>I was killed in an unnatural fissure by <b>Argilo the arch-demon</b>, whilst carrying...</p><p> the Dagger of Kaworu Nagisa, the Dagger of Slavic Food, the Sword of Teratology, the Armour of Musicmaking, the Armour of Pythonesque, the Sceptre of Johanwithaknife, the Sceptre of Omgwtflol, the Wand of Macs and 37 gold pieces.</p><p style="color:#fe0; background-color:#777; padding:8px">Score: <b>43</b></p><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/dungeon?user=kajiki" style="color:#fe0;">Explore the Dungeon of Kajiki</a> and try to beat this score,<br>or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...<form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/dungeon" method="get"><input type="text" name="user" style="background: #fff url(http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) no-repeat scroll 0px 1px; padding-left: 18px; color: rgb(0, 0, 204); font-weight: bold;"><input type="submit" value="Go"></form></div> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:62872 2006-06-01T20:00:14Z 2006-06-01T20:00:14Z Copyrighted works<br />stolen in the thousands!<br />Police deny guilt.<br /><br />Capital idea,<br />letting such corrupt justice<br />scrutinize our lives.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.thepiratebay.org">The Pirate Bay (currently taken down by Swedish police)</a><br /><a href="http://piratbyran.blogspot.com/">Piratbyrån (wrongly taken down; link leads to their emergency blog)</a><br /><a href="http://www.piratpartiet.se/">Piratpartiet</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:62489 2006-05-15T16:54:54Z 2006-05-15T16:54:54Z Kukeiha Club - Return of Fox Hounder Spring, cruel tormentor.<br />Warm is your gentle embrace,<br />yet baneful your breath.<br /><br />Sun, nurturing warmth.<br />Parched are the grounds that for weeks<br />have beheld your face.<br /><br />Wind, soothing the skin.<br />Bearing forth invisible<br />yet dangerous seeds.<br /><br />Rain, giver of life.<br />Sweet, cool precipitation,<br />come and release me! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:62251 2006-05-11T20:54:03Z 2006-05-11T22:51:36Z Ten things I may say.<br />Ten people I may target.<br />Are you among them?<br /><br /><span class='ljuser ljuser-name_sonjaaa' lj:user='sonjaaa' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://sonjaaa.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://sonjaaa.livejournal.com/'><b>sonjaaa</b></a></span>, you drama instigator you... well, here goes!<br /><br /><ol><li>Well, I don't agree.</li><br /><li>Speak so I understand, will ya...</li><br /><li>Yeah, yeah, I will. Soon.</li><br /><li>Dammit, stop being so enviable.</li><br /><li>You, sir, have absolutely no taste.</li><br /><li>I'm not listening.</li><br /><li>Haven't seen you around in a while.</li><br /><li>Hey. You. With the Live Journal. This isn't Angst Anonymous. I'm willing to swap my cynical, detached outlook on life for your amazing talents. Sound fair?</li><br /><li>You need to get out more.</li><br /><li>You sexy bastard, you!</li><br /></ol> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:62070 2006-05-11T13:18:56Z 2006-05-11T13:18:56Z I was promised rain.<br />I want rain gimme gimme<br />gimme gimme <strong>NOW</strong><br /><br />Prognosis for May 11 to 12: The very high levels of birch pollen are expected to remain stable throughout Thursday. The prediction for Friday is a decrease in pollen saturation to high levels. (WOOO YAAAAY MUCH REJOICING)<br /><br /><h3>Figures for the preceding week</h3><br /><span lang="sv">Hassel</span> = hazel<br /><span lang="sv">Al</span> = alder<br /><span lang="sv">Björk</span> = birch<br /><span lang="sv">Alm</span> = elm<br /><span lang="sv">Sälg</span> = sallow<br /><br /><span lang="sv">inga</span> = none<br /><br /><img src="http://www.deadlybrain.org/livejournal/2006-05-11-pollen/1wed.png" alt="Medium levels of birch pollen, high levels of elm, the rest one medium, one low and one none" /><br /><img src="http://www.deadlybrain.org/livejournal/2006-05-11-pollen/2thu.png" alt="High levels of birch pollen, high levels of elm, the rest one medium, one low and one none" /><br /><img src="http://www.deadlybrain.org/livejournal/2006-05-11-pollen/3fri.png" alt="Very high levels of birch pollen, high levels of elm, the rest one medium, one low and one none" /><br /><img src="http://www.deadlybrain.org/livejournal/2006-05-11-pollen/4sat.png" alt="Very high levels of birch pollen, the rest three medium and one low" /><br /><img src="http://www.deadlybrain.org/livejournal/2006-05-11-pollen/5sun.png" alt="Very high levels of birch pollen, the rest one medium, two low and one none" /><br /><img src="http://www.deadlybrain.org/livejournal/2006-05-11-pollen/6mon.png" alt="Very high levels of birch pollen, the rest two medium, one low and one none" /><br /><img src="http://www.deadlybrain.org/livejournal/2006-05-11-pollen/7tue.png" alt="Very high levels of birch pollen, the rest three low and one none" /><br /><br />Source: <span lang="sv">Naturhistoriska riksmuséet, Palynologiska laboratoriet</span> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:61921 2006-05-09T00:33:58Z 2006-05-09T00:34:37Z <a href="http://www.pollenprognos.com"><img src="http://www.deadlybrain.org/livejournal/2006-05-09-bjorkprognos.gif" alt="Stor risk för höga halter av björkpollen i så gott som hela Sverige" style="float: right" /></a><br />Solljus och värme<br />och årets björkbukkake.<br />Vårkänslorna yr.<br /><br /><q>Den fantastiska sommarvärmen i hela landet har gjort att björkblomningen har exploderat och mycket höga halter av björkpollen har uppmätts i hela södra halvan av landet. Som exempel kan nämnas att det i Stockholm har uppmätts kring 4000 björkpollen per kubikmeter luft/dygn under helgen och gränsen för mycket höga halter går vid 1000. Dygnshalterna är i samma storleksordning som för åren 2000 och 2002 i Stockholm men en bit från rekordet den 28 april 1993 då halterna uppgick till drygt 6000 pollen per kubikmeter luft.</q> <a href="http://www.pollenprognos.com">Pollenprognos.com</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:61479 2006-04-01T12:46:42Z 2006-04-01T12:46:42Z "Faith based on reason"?<br />Faith is not without reason.<br />That reason's called fear.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.spiritualhumanism.org/">Spiritual Humanism</a> - a religion based on the ability of human beings to solve the problems of society using logic (men are hormonally driven woman rapists, ergo women must be dolled up and kept locked away from them - those who don't comply are obviously asking for trouble) and science (burqas cover more skin than chadors). urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:61274 2006-03-31T09:41:19Z 2006-03-31T09:41:19Z ma Wensa li walo.<br />ma Wensa li walo awen.<br />lete li ike tawa mi. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:60774 2006-03-27T15:22:56Z 2006-03-27T15:29:47Z Clash - ร่ำร้อง (บรรเลง) What came before jazz?<br />6000 wax recordings<br />live to tell the tale.<br /><br />Isn't it absurd?<br />When all <abbr title="Compact Disc">CD</abbr>'s are worn out,<br />old wax rolls'll still work.<br /><br /><a href="http://cylinders.library.ucsb.edu/">The Cylinder Preservation and Digitization Project - a searchable archive of thousands of digitally transferred wax rolls that remain from the late 19th and early 20th centuries</a><br /><br /><a href="http://cylinders.library.ucsb.edu/copyright.php">A demonstration of just how ridiculous copyright law has become</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:60424 2006-01-02T15:43:50Z 2006-01-02T16:20:19Z <abbr title="Bodies Without Organs">BWO</abbr> -<br />a band I heard long ago.<br />Just a fantasy?<br /><br />Alexander Bard<br />is conspiring against me.<br />I won't buy his crap. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:60158 2005-12-25T17:38:53Z 2005-12-25T17:55:47Z So a child is born.<br />And another. And some more.<br />Lots of starving kids. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:59786 2005-12-20T22:29:25Z 2005-12-20T22:29:25Z Say it with music:<br />"My taste is better than yours."<br />Guess my favorites!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deadlybrain.org/livejournal/2005-12-20-itms-05-12-15.mp3">My musical signature</a><br /><a href="http://www.jasonfreeman.net/itsm/">The iTunes Signature Maker</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:59558 2005-12-09T14:30:09Z 2005-12-09T14:30:09Z Gods loving humans.<br />Pedophiles loving children.<br />Same kind of ethics.<br /><br />(Oh, and before someone starts whining - <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_pederastic_couples">pedophilia doesn't neccessarily entail rape</a>.) urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:59333 2005-11-20T17:41:07Z 2005-11-20T17:41:07Z DoA background music Try Fanta De-Light!<br />Just mix Fanta and gravy.<br />Yum, carbonized fat. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:59043 2005-11-17T16:12:28Z 2005-11-20T22:39:14Z Wild Pumpkins at Midnight - She Wolf Fanficking Jesus,<br />what an awful waste of time.<br />Who likes Mary Sues?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.greatestjournal.com/users/sailorptah/19705.html" title="Jesus is a Mary Sue">Yes, he <em>so</em> is one.</a><br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Sue">Definition of Mary Sue</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:58693 2005-11-14T02:48:35Z 2005-11-14T02:50:27Z Ack, översättning.<br />Eventuellt lär du dig,<br />stackars lilla fan.<br /><br /><a href="http://expressen.se/index.jsp?a=459619">Expressen snabbrecenserar <span lang="en">Dangerous and Moving</span></a>...<br />... och <a href="http://eng.tatysite.net/press/review.php?id=1856_0_9_0" title="Tatusite översätter Expressens recension av Dangerous and Moving">det här</a> är vad majoriteten av fansen får läsa.<br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_false_friends">Wikipedias digra lista på falska vänner på engelska</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:58601 2005-11-12T11:21:19Z 2005-11-12T11:21:19Z The proof of design:<br />living things that look evolved.<br />Trust us, we're experts.<br /><br />You can't break the law<br />and expect no punishment.<br />Bow to gravity!<br /><br />Progress should slow down.<br />We can't let thinking hold back<br />the middle ages. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:58320 2005-11-02T17:05:58Z 2005-11-02T17:12:31Z Christopher Mason - Grace Ave <span title="My belief&#39;s better.">|v|4 90|) |°\/\/nZ |_|r 9()d.</span><br /><span title="You preachy Christian, leave now">$+∞p!|) 1@m4 7R0|_|_ <span style="white-space: nowrap">p|-|U(|&lt;</span> 0|=|=</span><br /><span title="or you&#39;ll regret it.">oR \^/3 #4&gt;&lt;0R )00.</span><br /><br />&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.christianhacker.org/&gt;Christian Hackers&#39; Association&lt;/a&gt; (a.k.a. scripture kiddies) urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:58100 2005-10-31T22:50:57Z 2005-10-31T22:50:57Z Var med och fira<br />otacksägelsedagen -<br />se en kalkonfilm.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.halloweenmovies.com/">Ett förslag på kalkon</a><br /><a href="http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0107120/">Ett förslag på läsk att skölja ner kalkonen med</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:57823 2005-10-27T21:23:54Z 2005-10-27T22:53:16Z Tatu - Outer Space Come Armageddon,<br />I'd prefer an Antichrist<br />who can sing and dance.<br /><br />Death through decadence!<br />It beats being blown to bits<br />by godlike gun nuts.<br /><br /><a href="http://bbs.clubplanet.com/TheLounge/archives/messages/34752.html"><q>Kylie is a satanist and must be stopped!</q></a><br /><a href="http://www.seriousliving.net/new-1407004-1090.html"><q>Kylie Minogue is EVIL, she is the work of the devil! Kylie Minogue is the ANTICHRIST!</q></a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:57346 2005-10-27T13:07:27Z 2005-10-27T13:07:27Z I say, those Christians.<br />They can even make gaming<br />an obnoxious chore.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.macworld.com/news/2005/10/26/praise/index.php">Christian-themed DDR-style game released</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kajiki:57205 2005-10-22T09:06:09Z 2005-10-22T17:58:23Z Faye Wong - Hong Dou Ny Asterix släppt.<br />Det börjar bli patetiskt.<br />Lägg ner, Uderzo.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0752873016/202-4343453-1878253" title="Amazon UK:s säljsida för Asterix - Himlen faller ner över hans huvud"><q lang="en">Aliens from <span title="censored">%&#€</span> planet Zeist?!!!</q></a>